Monday, October 20, 2008

College Class Reunion Notes

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From: jsmith@wam.ubc.edu
Subject: Anything for the class notes?
Date: Wed, 01 Oct 2008 12:40:58 -0700

Hello, classmates!
Since we all donate on line now, I never get sent those little envelope flaps with our news. While I'm perfectly happy to update you on my former housemates, I'm sure that you have some hip happenings of your own that need to be reported to the class at large. So send me some news. Of course, the deadline looms, so drop me a line today or tomorrow.

Remember: you don't need to have gotten a promotion or been made partner to submit class notes! Run a race? Bumped into a friend? Read any good books lately?

Thanks! Caroline

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From: Jaime Souviens
Subject: Re: Anything for the class notes?
Date: Wed, 01 Oct 2008 18:21:33 -0700

I am currently hiding from Provincial authorities in the vicinity of Stony Plain, Alberta. They are interested in me for three branch bank holdups in the greater Edmonton area, (well, three banks and a Wawa convenience store, which I swear I was never near). Other than that, I'm fine as long as the cash holds out.

Jaime Souviens.

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