The Religious Views of Mermaids

Although neither anthropologists nor philosophers have yet reported on the religious views of mermaids & mermen, we can only assume that they must of necessity be Baptists.

Religious conversion

The real problem with converting to Judaism is frankly, the food. Gefilte fish and all that. It's like wallpaper paste flavored with plaster. I suppose with Anglicanism, you get Wassail bowls, which is something. Lutheranism has good food, especially in the dessert menu. Catholicism has a lot of good food, though there is a world of spiritual difference between pierogies and manicotti. Even Islam can make a reasonable stand for itself with Shawarma. But the Hindus have everyone beat for food, how can anything compare to mango chutney, chicken vindaloo, or tikka makhani? Hail, Shri Ganesha!!