Religious conversion

The real problem with converting to Judaism is frankly, the food. Gefilte fish and all that. It's like wallpaper paste flavored with plaster. I suppose with Anglicanism, you get Wassail bowls, which is something. Lutheranism has good food, especially in the dessert menu. Catholicism has a lot of good food, though there is a world of spiritual difference between pierogies and manicotti. Even Islam can make a reasonable stand for itself with Shawarma. But the Hindus have everyone beat for food, how can anything compare to mango chutney, chicken vindaloo, or tikka makhani? Hail, Shri Ganesha!!